1. Notes: 2 / 2 years ago 
   "Shot through the butt
   And you’re to blame
   You give butts a bad name
   I play my part and you play your game
   You give butts a bad name
   You give butts a bad name"
   - “You Give Butts a Bad Name”
2. Notes: 6 / 2 years ago 
   "

   All the anal ladies, all the anal ladies
   All the anal ladies, all the anal ladies
   All the anal ladies, all the anal ladies
   All the anal ladies
   Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh

   Cause if you liked it then you should have put your butt on it
   If you liked it then you shoulda put your butt on it
   Don’t be mad once you see that he want it
   If you liked it then you shoulda put your butt on it
   Oh, oh, oh

   "
   - “Anal Ladies”
3. 2 years ago 
   "I am the eye in your butt
   Looking at you
   I can read your colon
   I am the maker of rules
   Dealing with poos
   I can cheat you blind
   And I don’t need to see any more
   To know that
   I can read your colon, I can read your colon"
   - “Eye In Your Butt (Ode to Colonoscopy)”
4. Notes: 1 / 2 years ago 
   "I can feel it coming from my butt tonight
   Oh Lord
   I’ve been waiting for this moment
   all my life
   Oh Lord"
   - “Coming From My Butt Tonight”
5. 2 years ago 
   "Take this broken butt
   And learn to fart again
   And learn to fart so free
   And when we hear the voices sing
   The butt of love will open up
   And let us in"
   - “Take This Broken Butt”
6. Notes: 2 / 2 years ago 
   "In touch with the ground
   I’m on the hunt I’m after you
   Stink all around. I’m lost and I’m found
   And I’m hungry like a butt."
   - “Hungry Like a Butt”
7. Notes: 2 / 2 years ago 
   "With a taste of your butt
   I’m on a ride
   It’s toxic, I’m slipping under
   With a taste of poison paradise
   I’m addicted to you
   Don’t you know your butt is toxic?
   And I love what you do
   Don’t you know your butt is toxic?"
   - ”(Your Butt Is) Toxic”
8. Notes: 72 / 2 years ago 
   "Near, far, wherever you fart
   I believe that the fart does go on
   Once more I open my butt
   And you’re here in my fart
   And my farts will go on and on"
   - “My Farts Will Go On”
9. 2 years ago 
   "Whoa, we’re half way there
   Whoa, livin’ on a butt
   Take my hand and we’ll make it - I swear
   Whoa, livin’ on a butt"
   - “Livin’ on a Butt”
10. Notes: 1 / 2 years ago 
    "Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I’ll run from you
    This tainted butt you’ve given
    I give you all a boy could give you
    Take my tears and that’s not nearly all
    Tainted butt
    (whoa-o-o-o)
    Tainted butt"
    - “Tainted Butt”

When you get a song stuck in your head, change the lyrics so they're about butts. It doesn't matter if the new lyrics rhyme or not. You will be much happier.

Oh, and that big arrow thingy on the left? If you click it, you'll get more songs about butts. Oh, joy!

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